趣事一则

好久没写blog了咯~ 哈！懒嘛~

今天有则趣事要跟大家分享分享哦~ 是我前几天从朋友那听来的~

我的班上有一个从Pakistan来的，是一个普普通通的学生，只是... 有点烦 =.= 原因是他在上课时一直在问lecturer一些连他自己也不会表达的问题，lecturer不明白他问什么，他自己又不会解释，弄到原本就很闷的课更加地闷~

这不是重点~

这位同窗呢~ 和我不同班上数学，但和我朋友同班上数学～

故事就发生在我的朋友和他身上．．．

话说当天，他们上数学的那个课室的冷气不懂发什么神经特别冷．．．

那位Pakistan的同窗说：“Wow，today is so cold man !”
刚好呢我的朋友就听到了~（在这里说下我朋友的为人，我那个朋友呢，认识他的都知道他是个爆冷天王和废话大王，不认识的也觉得他傻傻的)

我朋友听到后，就回了他一句：“You feel cold? Come on, HUG HUG, let me give you the warm of love~”
（这句话是谁都懂他在开玩笑~）

怎知，我朋友说完了之后，那位Pakistan同窗竟然脸红到像番茄一样（他很白），然后就没有理我朋友了，我朋友看他这样也觉得没趣也就走掉了~

高潮来了~

上完课过后，那个Pakistan同窗竟然楸我的朋友到另外一班去，推他去墙壁按着他的肩膀，我朋友很怕~

他问：“What are you trying to show me?”

我朋友：“Show what?”

再问：“What are you trying to show me?!”

我朋友：“Show WHAT?!!”

他说：“Do you know I HATE GAYS !??”

我朋友听了恍然大悟.... 也拍着他肩膀说：“My friend, i hate gays also！It's just a joke! Why so serious ~? Come on! Lets put a smile on your face~!!!”

那位Pakistan的朋友听了之后也没说什么就走了....

说完

我现在才知道哦~ 真的是有人一点幽默感也没有的哦...

听歌时间~

The Click Five - Empty






Tried to take a picture
Of love
Didn't think I'd miss her
That much
I wanna fill this new frame
But it's Empty

Tried to write a letter
In ink
It's been getting better
I think
I've got a peice of paper
But it's Empty

It's Empty
Maybe we're trying
Trying to hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty

And I even wonder
If we
Should be getting under
These sheets
We could lie in this bed
But it's Empty

It's Empty
Maybe we're trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty

Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.

Maybe we're trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty
(Maybe we're trying)
(Trying to hard)
(Maybe we're torn apart)
We're Empty
(Maybe the timing)
(Is beating our hearts)
We're Empty

丑陋的人 | 愚笨的人

人... 是一个非常非常丑陋，愚笨的一种低等生物...

人...的愚蠢，令到人变得丑陋...

星期五那天下午，我跟着妈妈去一间庙里择日搬家...

老实说... 我本人对这些东西还是半信半疑... 我老妈就信到十足~

重点是 !!!

在轮到我妈妈之前，是一个大约30+岁的妇女...

她呢... 唉，我真的不知该怎样讲

她对那个庙婆说她的丈夫最近发冷发热，上吐下泻... 不懂做么会这样... （很明显是生病=.=)

庙婆听了过后很奇怪地问：你丈夫的症状很明显是生病，为什么你带他去看医生反而来找我？

她的回答炸到够够力~

他回答：我不相信医生~ 我觉得他撞邪了~你可以给一道符水我回去给他喝吗？（我靠！这...迷信得太离谱了吧~ 无言...)

那庙婆听了也没说什么，也就喃嘸喃嘸喃嘸过后就开了道符水给她~ （当然~有钱难道不赚？）

唉... 多得这些迷信的人... 才促进了“神棍”这一行的繁荣发展~

便宜了那些神棍咯~ 叫人脱衣跟他上床人家也乖乖地听话~ 唉

最近听到这首个蛮不错~ 跟大家分享分享~

Jonas Brother - When you look me in the eyes



When You Look Me in the Eyes
Jonas Brothers
lyrics By Larry Cheng

If the heart is always searching,
Can you ever find a home?
I've been looking for that someone,
I'll never make it on my own.
Dreams can't take the place of loving you,
There's gotta be a million reasons why it's true

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.

How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again
Gonna tell you that I love you,
In the best way that I can.
I can't take a day without you here,
You're the light that makes my darkness disappear.

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.

More and more, I start to realize,
I can reach my tomorrow,
I can hold my head up high,
And it's all because you're by my side.

When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When I hold you in my arms
I know that it's forever
I just gotta let you know
I never wanna let you go

When you look me in the eyes.

And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.
Oh

..:: 烦 ::..

烦啊~ 烦啊~ 烦啊~
最近比较烦 比较烦 比较烦~

快点问我在烦什么！XD 哈哈o(∩_∩)o
唉... 总之就是烦咯~
都不懂要怎样讲好咧...

你 们有没有看到很烦啊？~ （可以不要看的哦~） 看啦看啦~ >.< 快要搬家了... 原本呢~ 搬家就搬家，没什么好烦的~ 但是呢~ 我就给我的家人呢~ 炸到~ 原本呢~ 打算卖了屋子全家搬去店住~ 店够大嘛~ 但是呢~ 怎知道不懂家人哪条神经有问题... 卖了屋子还跑去挂布条讲要卖店... 结果呢~ 有个印度人一来就讲要买两间 （有3间店连在一起） 最后呢~ 还是那句... 不懂家人哪条神经有问题... 人家讲要两间就卖人家两间... 剩下最后一间不懂要给人住，还是要摆家具... 摆家具都不够位子摆~ 好咯~ 开心了咯~ 没地方住了咯~ 搞到要天天去找屋子租咯~ 好啦~ 讲是讲最近万物通胀~ 很多同行都倒闭了~ 为了保险点卖掉比较好... 但是有没有想过没有地方住啊？ 卖清光了才讲：哎呀，早知不要卖屋子... 有早知就没乞丐啦~ 算了啦~ 反正我都没有权利讲这么多~ 讲多了肯定给你们讲：你又没做过生意你懂什么？blaa~~~~ 反正你们都不肯承认做东西没planning过的啦~ 还有很多东西想讲~ 但是还是不要讲好了~ 敏感~ 搞到家吵屋闭就不好了~ 不讲啦~ 下面头两首歌蛮适合我这个POST的~ 第三首有三个废材... 无意中找到的... 大家无聊的话看看吧~ 我个人觉得蛮好笑的~ 周华健，品冠，黄宗盛 - 最近比较烦



林晓培 - 烦



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